Pseudoephedrine

I'm against meth and everything. I mean, believe me, the last thing I want in my building is a damn meth lab.

But pseudoephedrine is the only cold medicine that works. It's the only reason I have been able to teach my classes without stopping every 60 seconds to sneeze and cough and blow my nose.

If they ever take my pseudoephedrine away from me, I will probably jump off a bridge next time I have a head cold.

Everyone write your legislators.